Friday, 1 April 2011

Arlee Assimilation (A to Z = A)


We are the Arlee. Lower your word length, and surrender your April posts. We will add your writing and witty distinctiveness to our own. Your words will adapt to service ours. Poor grammar is futile.

My name was Ellie. I wanted to be assimilated. I wanted to be Arlee. Twenty-six blog posts will not endanger our mental health. Our blog posts will become one. We are the Arlee.

85 comments:

  1. Twenty-six blog posts will not endanger our mental health.

    I certainly hope so :) All the best for atoz. A good beginning!

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  2. LOL This made me smile and I can't wait to see what you have for the other letters.

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  3. I liked this! Also part of the assimilation. Have a great challenge!

    Arlee Assimilator :)

    http://lifeinclarity.blogspot.com

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  4. I don't think 26 posgt will endanger out=r mental health........I'm still hear from last year. Good luck with the challenge.

    Yvonne,

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  5. What a hilarious Challenge entry! Am still laughing!!!

    Hugs

    Rach

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  6. Luckily we have the UN to protect us. All they have to do is call for sanctions, convene a few meetings, take a vote, send an envoy, draw up a charter... we're doomed aren't we?

    mood
    Moody Writing Blog

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  7. Oh no, I got off at the wrong stop, or did I? Is this the Matrix? LOL! New follower into your assimilation I enter.

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  8. LOL! Excellent Ellie or should that be Arellieee, thanks for the chuckle :O)

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  9. This is awesome! Favorite post so far. Maybe when we get to "Q," it'll save us by zapping us into May.

    Dan

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  10. Hi, great post, it certainly made me laugh. I'm also assimilated into the A-Z hive.

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  11. I don't think it can hurt our mental health either. But only because mine is already damaged for deciding to do this in the first place. LOL

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  12. Very delightful. I've been Arleed too. Never new it was such fun to become part of the whole...Jan Morrison

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  13. Hi Ellie .. love the Arlee assimilation .. and mental health .. rolled into one .. we..ee..lll .. I think we'll all be one big melting pot .. tossing it out here there and everywhere! Cheers - Hilary

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  14. Happy to surrender my posts. To paraphrase Monty Monthy, "I think we are an autonomous collective".

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  15. Haha "we are the Arlee". Love it!

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  16. Love this and so look forward to reading your posts. Visiting from A to Z. Happy Friday! :o)

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  17. Hahaha love this!

    Very creative. ;-)

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  18. Funny! Hoping the
    Arlee lets me post too! Thanks for stopping by!

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  19. Oh no!!!!!! Ellie!! Come back!!!! All is not lost!! Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

    :-) Take care
    x

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  20. HAHA LOVE IT. Love the pic, love the post...but who said I had mental health to begin with?

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  21. Very funny! Live long and prosper!

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  22. Very creative! I loved it! what a great A post LOL Have a truly great Friday!

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  23. love it ...but wouldn't this post have been better for B? Or is Arlee the new Borg? LOL!
    Have fun!

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  24. Oh, that is a marvelous beginning post! (She says as she glances up at her Star Trek wall calendar.) Love it!

    Bev@My Reader's Block (#288 on the list)

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  25. You are funny; Can't wait to hear Arlee's reaction!

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  26. #34 stopping by! Great start and nice to meet you!

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  27. Not sure it won't affect my mental health but the short posts appeal to me!

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  28. ellie,

    funny stuff...

    here is a funny star trek thingy i heard once that has nothing to do with anything.

    "dyslexia of borg... your ass will be laminated"

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  29. This really made me smile, Ellie. Thanks.
    Karen

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  30. Looking forward to rocking the blogfest with you!

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  31. OMG, I always hated the Borg. They totally creeped me out. You have a sort of Borg/Dr. Who feel going here. Lol.

    Looking forward to a fun challenge month!

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  32. Well we are a bit like the Borg,

    Group consciousness striving for the same thing.

    Just a 'tad' more creativity, thank god.

    Great post. Have a great challenge!

    sarah

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  33. Hah! Great assimilation! I agree with shorter posts. So far, I only have one that's long...Mondays, but trust me it will be worth it. I have an amazing lady coming to help me celebrate C.

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  34. Hehehe! Brilliant. :)

    Happy weekend,
    Lola

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  35. Like it; nice start to the A2Z.
    And congrats on meeting your W1S1 goals last month!

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  36. THIS is impressive. Just wonderful. I'm always amazed at the creative talent "out there" in Blogger land.

    We'll make it to the end!

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  37. Your words are my command. I have become one with your following. Good day!
    xoRobyn

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  38. Too funny! I must write, I must write...I actually was entranced by the blue eyes of your blog header.Have an A-awesome day!

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  39. Hope to make it through with my mind unbroken! Maybe the only way through is to assimilate. ;)

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  40. Haha! 'We are the Arlee'! Made me laugh.

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  41. I am #183 of the Arlee Collective. Resistance is FUTILE. Great post!

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  42. I think my mental health is already endangered. Not to worry.

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  43. Oh Ellie that was great! Loved the voice.

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  44. Love it! We are the Arlee! We shall assimilate! Thank you for the giggle. :)

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  45. Short and very sweet, Ellie - well done:-)

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  46. Love the good vibes here. Oh No! My shields have failed...

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  47. I love "26 blog posts will not endanger our mental health." LOL!
    Best wishes to everyone who is participating in the challenge.

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  48. You are too funny. I am now a word or a movement? Cool! Maybe I'll end up in the dictionary someday.


    Lee
    Tossing It Out
    Twitter hashtag: #atozchallenge

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  49. Still laughing...LOL...You got me.

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  50. Hate to say it - but think your mental health is already gon caputski dear friend!
    Lx

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  51. I definitely agree with the statement about lowering the word length for the April Challenge. Then it will be possible to visit many more sites.
    http://gail-baugniet.blogspot.com

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  52. Resistance was futile, I loved your post!

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  53. Compromising my mental health? I think not. My mental health was compromised many moons ago. Phew!

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  54. Creative! And so nice that it's short, too.

    Lynnette Labelle
    www.lynnettelabelle.com

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  55. well said. Are we all Arleeans? This month is definitely going to be crazy.

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  56. Loved this. Loved the way it flowed, made me laugh, made me wonder. I am following you now. We are the Arlee.

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  57. Aren't you a cleve little cookie? Great post.

    Denise<3

    L'Aussie Travel Blog A - Z Challenge

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  58. Great post and great to meet you. I love being assimilated.
    Aloha
    Toby
    http://www.tobyneal.net/

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  59. What a fun post. Loved this. A great start to the challenge.

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  60. How awesome to be assimilated! Great first blog of the challenge.

    ~~Sheila
    Reviewer & Writer
    Book reviews and Author Interviews at my blog at http://whynotbecauseisaidso.blogspot.com/

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  61. Anyone who references start trek is definitely worth a follow. :D

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  62. Oh my gosh, that was freakin' awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  63. What if our mental health is not intact to begin with?

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  64. Short, strange, different. Are you using Arlee Bird's name as a new word in the English language?!

    Duncan In Kuantan

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  65. I am 80 of 80. I am A as you are A. We are already one.

    A Piece of My Mind

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  66. Absolutely Arlee!

    And one thing I definitely need to do is write some shorter posts this month. I decided on a travel theme (today is A is for Airport). Tomorrow is Belgian beer, just for fun.

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  67. I will definitely be back tomorrow! I'm looking foward to your next entry in the Challenge!

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  68. I am amazed. I should have timed how long it took me to get to the bottom of your comment queue. I'm glad to know that this challenge is safe and won't damage braincells. I really need the few that I have. :-) Happy A2Z to you!

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  69. Assimilation is awful and awesome - I couldn't be in a collective, I'd have to get around 1,090 different blog posts every day ;)

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  70. I am Arlee as well. Love the post.

    Pamela Jo
    http://theresjustlifeyaliveit.blogspot.com

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