Saturday, 16 April 2011

Naughty Nanofiction - You've Been Warned! (A to Z = N)




Violet stared dreamily at Pedro's pulsating ***** and fainted; she'd never seen such a large symbol of manhood.


Please note: Violet's Lover has been censored by the Literary Police. Helping you to douse unwanted desires.


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35 comments:

  1. What?! Censored before I could even read the best bits!
    So doing the A-Z Challenge and I find it fun and so interesting. OK I'm not a great literary genius, but I've got a ton of experiences to share.
    http://holesinmysoles.blogspot.com/2011/04/n-has-to-be-for-namibia-a-z-challenge.html

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  2. Is the word behind the asterixes 'Heart'?

    yours from the innocent end of the internet,
    mood
    Moody Writing

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  3. Hehehe. That's all there is to say :)

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  4. Poor Violet!!!!! OH dear Pedro - put it away!!!
    :-) Take care
    x

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  5. I loved it, wish it wasn't censored.
    Yvonne.

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  6. are they making a submarine sandwich or doing a load of laundry or did i need to censor myself too? bad, in a dirty way, not bad in a bad way...
    :)

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  7. Well now, how can I give a real opine if I don't know the original quote?

    'Put down that pork-sword, you animal, you!'

    *no coffee cup this time. I learned my lesson*

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  8. Sometimes we have that effect on women!
    Okay, maybe not me...

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  9. Fun to read; I'm naughty today, too, in a different way!

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  10. Nice to meet you :)

    I chuckled after reading this... I just realised how naughty my mind is!

    A xxx

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  11. Good thing the literary police came in who knows what have happened :)

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  12. Oh...naughty, naughty.

    Btw...there is an award for you on my blog.

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  13. That's okay...I can read between (and under) the lines!

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  14. you crack me up!
    happy n day =)

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  15. Great to meet you on A to Z. I absolutely love your space suit photo!

    Happy weekend!
    Monti
    NotesAlongTheWay

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  16. LOL- I really enjoyed this! I can't believe it is censored! humph. lol

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  17. Funny! For my "N", I did "Naked in Nature", but you'll need to scroll down past the chicken catetori post to find it.

    Have a great weekend, Ellie!

    Kathy M.

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  18. I'm thinking a lot of naughty imaginations easily filled in the blanks.

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  19. Censored? Now i have to imagine everything and that's always worth than anything that's printed/shown.
    Fun post.

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  20. **still laughing, wiping tears off my face**

    OMGosh, these replies are killing me.

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  21. Dang Literary police...They try to spoil everything. But I think I got the idea.

    Thanks for stopping by my blog. Glad to met you.
    Pamela Jo
    http://theresjustlifeyaliveit.blogspot.com

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  22. She fainted?! Wow, that ***** must be impressive!

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  23. Wow, I thought only guys look at women. I'm shocked to find now that women look at us guys. Should I start wearing tight pants again...? No... Oh well, good stuff, nonetheless.

    I'm new to your blog, and I'm also writing a sci-fi novel. I enjoyed your blog.

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  24. Too funny. I giggled out loud. People in this family wondered what was going on. *snort* Dern Literary Police!

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  25. If the literary police didn't stop the fun you know the blog police would have arrived on the scene ;-)

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  26. 'Unwanted desires', now that's funny! :-)

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  27. Ah, Bowdlerization at its finest. But I have to ask: Where did Pedro find such large, pulsating asterisks? I haven't seen any on display in any of the punctuation shops.

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